[–] bobbabouie91
“When I was eighteen I had sex with a thirteen year old girl. She had randomly messaged me on Facebook. I asked her how old she was and she told me fifteen. It was only a few months from her birthday, here the age of consent is sixteen. A few months later her mom found out she was talking to me and said we couldn’t anymore. She was only fourteen. I tried to cut everything off but she went crazy. She would threaten to kill herself, to call the cops on me. She finally got so bad she was taken to a mental hospital where she was diagnosed with Paranoid Schizophrenia. I’m too scared to cut her off and having the police knocking on my door asking why this teenager who killed herself was calling me over and over again before she did it.”
[–] Anal_Anarchy
The cardinal rule: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
[–] FuckingInsane
‍"Please tell me most of you have masturbated to your female friends."
‍All of them. And some of their mothers.
[–] ymmajjet
And their sisters
[–] tranny_granny69
Sorry miss Jackson.
[–] FoxDown
I am fo’ real.
[–] athanc
“I lose sleep every night because I feel like I was a shitty brother. My younger sibling is five years younger and I always felt like I was a crappy role model and terrible example to him. I treated him like shit and really hindered his childhood. Now he’s one of my best friends but we both know it happened and I can never forgive myself. I love my brother and I would take a bullet for him, but not a day goes by where I wish I could go back in time and change how I treated him. I don’t believe in regrets, but this will always be looming over my shoulders.”
[–] Volacide
Of all the stories in this thread, this one hits closest to home. I had a younger brother. He died when he was 6 years old. All we ever did was fight and bicker because that’s what bratty kids do. But I’ll never go a day without wishing I could have been better to him. I try to rationalize that I was just a kid and that I didn’t know any better. It barely helps.
[–] lazyandselfish
“Parents sold their house but were paranoid the government would take the money. They give it all to me for safe keeping as we go state to state looking for a good place to live like a real estate roadtrip. When we get to Oregon, I take out all the money from my old account and put it into a new one where my last name is slightly misspelled. One night at a hotel in Eugene, I leave them a few thousand dollars in cash and take off to San Francisco with the remaining 100k. I haven't heard from them in over a year and understandably have panic attacks every couple of weeks, but they're getting better.”
[–] FelineOfTheSea
“After graduating from high school, I went to a small out-of-state college. I was told many times how impressive my false Australian accent was, so I decided it would be great fun to go through college pretending to be from Australia. All of my friends and even my girlfriend of two years think I’m Australian. I have a completely fake Australian identity, family, and past. I will soon be graduating, and I plan on asking the girl to marry me. Everything she knows about me is Australian. I don’t know how to tell her she doesn’t really know me. Guess I’m forever a bloke.“
[–] IamAhamsterAMA
Hate to break it to you, but you won’t be marrying that girl unless it turns out she’s actually from Australia and has been pretending to be American for 2 years.
[–] britishNIGGA
“I hate all of my friends. Literally. I don’t have anything in common with any of them, and don’t care. But I’m too scared to be alone and have no one else to go to so I keep hanging around with them.“
[–] profoundcake
I honestly can’t think of a single person that I genuinely enjoy being around. There are moments, sure, but I’m faking it most of the time. I feel cold and heartless when I think about it, but I really don’t like people. At all. And yet I’m lonely. Scumbag brain, dammit.
[–] contingeon
I think we would all be great friends.
[–] SiblingFucker
“Throughout my teen years, I had sex with my sister and even more with my brother. It started with my sister in our early teens. Only mutual oral and hand jobs. Went on for about two years, maybe once or twice a month. I started getting scared that we would eventually fuck, get pregnant with a deformed baby, so I decided to end it. Then my brother and I started up. Just oral eventually turned into full blown, unprotected, cum-into-each-other’s-asses butt fucking. At least once a week for four years until I went to college. Today, we are in our thirties, and in monogamous marriages. I am a city councilman and an active member of the LDS church. If anyone ever knew this, it would undo everything I have achieved in my adult life.”
[–] TheWalkenDude
You are r/atheism’s wet dream.
[–] Not_a_thing
“I think I may be a sociopath. When my grandmother died I didn’t get upset. I don’t ever remember being happy. In high school I used to fake being angry because teenagers were always portrayed as such. I think I am asexual as well. I never have had a crush on anyone and I never have been in love. I never felt lust. I’ve attempted to masturbate a few times but I never really felt anything. The only emotions I remember are sorrow and fear. Only for myself though. Most of the time I feel nothing at all. I’m not content just numb. When I was 10 I stopped believing in god and I now believe that if I die, I will simply not exist. Non-existence scares me more than hell and is the only thing stopping me from taking my life.”
[–] TigerPickles
Non-existence is my biggest fear too.
[–] NowYouKnow2006
“I have herpes. I know that doesn’t sound like anything particularly horrible, but I feel like it has ruined my life. I feel trapped, like I will never find someone who could actually like me enough to see past it. No one knows. I’m quiet and nerdy, keep to myself. But I am naive when it comes to guys. Or I was. A boyfriend in college didn’t tell me and gave it to me. I know it seems like nothing in comparison. But you have no idea what it’s done to me. It’s destroyed me. I feel just. wasted. Even if you’re shy, you still at least have a chance with your crush or someone you like. With this, all my chances have dropped to zero. If you like someone, would you still like them, want to date them, if they had herpes?”
[–] bombeater
[–] ChroniclesofAlma
“My boss and I are secretly in love with one another. We are just afraid of repercussions, and our husbands are good friends.”
[–] YourHotBabysitter
“The story I tell is that my first kiss was nine years ago, when I was fourteen, with my now fiancee. False. When I was thirteen, I babysat an eight year old boy. His parents were very open, and he was very sexually aware (I caught him watching porn a couple of times). From the start, he was very agressive, always grabbing me and trying to kiss me. After a while, oddly impressed with this new sort of attention, and very curious about kissing, one night we started making out. This became routine, and went on for probably almost a year, before I realised how horrific and wrong my actions were. I continued to babysit him for a while, but soon his parents stopped calling me. I've always wondered why. I'm terrified that I'll one day be exposed as a child molester.”
[–] pamplemouse
I can’t believe an eight year old got more action than I ever did.
[–] erisavarria
“My daughter turns five next week. If anyone knew the truth behind her parentage, I could probably lose her forever. I grew up in foster care, never knew my parents or siblings. In my senior year, I met an older guy and we dated for almost a year... getting pregnant about 7 months in. One night while we were watching TV, the subject somehow came around to our real parents (he had been adopted as a young child). Turns out the man I was seeing, the father of my daughter... is my half-brother... we have the same mother. Our relationship didn't last, and he is not in her life, per his own choices. My daughter is extremely smart, beautiful, and well-rounded. She'll never know the truth... her father and I made a pact to never tell her.”
[–] Tardbasket
You wouldn’t lose your daughter. This was an accident, not something you did. No, you shouldn’t feel horrible at all. Not your fault.
[–] thisiscaptainmeow
“I used to masturbate a lot. When I was 10 I had a technique where I’d let off a load into a sock, then wash and dry it. I couldn’t leave it hanging outside or use a dryer otherwise my family would've seen it and probably smell it. So I’d put it inside my gas heater unit. My sock had caught on fire, blew it up and set my house on fire. Only my brother was home and he managed to survive, the house did not. For 5 years we stayed from caravan park to caravan park whilst we waited for confirmation that it was not arson and we could receive an insurance payout. We eventually did and scraped together money to start rebuilding the house. The house is still being rebuilt to this day and it shames me anytime I have to visit my parents living in a tiny mobile home where my backyard once was.”
[–] Tardbasket
-Jacks off- house blows up, Bad Luck Brian?
[–] Amgpu
“I accidentally killed seven people. I put a rag into a new water heater exhaust to keep debris out and installed it in a rental. I get a call a week later. I show up and there’s EMS and police. They ask where the gas shutoff is, I go down and see the end of the rag I forgot sticking out. Ripped the rag out, shut the gas off and head upstairs only to be told all the tenants were dead. I drink all day now and sleep. It’s killing me from the inside, but if I say anything my family is ruined.”
[–] ilwolf
I think you owe it to every one of your current renters to have all of your properties completely inspected. There's a chance that it wasn't the rag alone. And get carbon monoxide detectors for all of your properties. And go get some counselling, because drinking all day is not a good solution. It's confidential, they cannot, by law, tell anyone what you tell them, unless you threaten to harm someone and they believe that you will.
[–] 5498702
Not much to worry about anyway. Police concluded someone left the van running in the garage, it was out of fuel and the key was in the on position.
[–] Tomgoldaccount
“I cut off all contact with everyone I know and moved to Kenya, I tell people a fake name and a fake background and have made it appear to my family that I died on boat trip in the Pacific.
No, I am not joking. I am dead in the United States.”
[–] rferg3
[–] Junger
“When I was in the 11th grade, I would ask to borrow lip gloss from the hot girls in class. I would go to the bathroom and rub it all over my cock, then give it back to them when I got back to class. Then I would later happily watch them smear the lip gloss all over their lips.”
[–] CuriousCrusade
“My husband beats me every day. He also forces himself on me often. I think about suicide daily. I feel as though my life would be ruined if people knew, not ruined in a way that a lot of these other stories would ruin someone... but it would ruin me enough.”
[–] ucecatcher
Call Safehome for Women at 1-800-794-7672. They can direct you to resources in your area. There are places to stay. People who will come get you. People who will help you stand on your own two feet again. Call them as soon as you safely can.
[–] [deleted]
“I have a blind brother. I used to get frustrated at the extra attention he received. I would abandon him somewhere unfamiliar to him, then watch the anxiety set in. When I would “help” with his homework, I would teach him wrong answers, so that I could continue being the smarter sibling. Today, my brother is my best friend. He goes to college and lives by himself. He's become one of the most intelligent men I've ever met. I’m trying to make it up to him now by being the best big sister ever, but I still feel so guilty. Edit: Called my brother and told him about my guilt and he laughed. He told me all of the good things overshadow anything bad I did and that he loves me more than anything.”
[–] You_Are_All_Diseased
Your edit was the most beautiful thing I've read all day. In a depressing thread, I'm so glad for your redemption with your brother.
[–] nottherealjethrotull
“When I was about twelve I went to the family dollar. My mother and cousins went off so I decided I would just spend my time hanging out in the toy aisle to fling marbles across the floor and one just happened to reach one of the far off aisles. About two minutes later I hear a loud crash and someone scream "Somebody help this man!". Being the curious child I was, I ran over to see what the commotion was about and I find everyone gathered around this guy who had fallen from a ladder. The guy is seizing out, blood coming from his head as his face seemed to be turning blue. My mother whisked me and my cousins away and we left. Next time we went the front cashier said that they called the paramedics but by the time they got there he had died from choking on his own tongue. The cause for the fall was that he had put the ladder on a marble and didn't check it before he got on it. I just stood in disbelief thinking I was going to jail. I tried telling my mother many times but all she did was say that I imagined it.”
[–] Little_Baby_Jesus
It’s not your fault. That was just pure chance.
[–] Tyler_Durdan
Final Destination.
[–] tossed_away_1900
“Twenty-one years ago I was assigned to a DMAT. We get on scene, find two expired, one alive. When I got to one side of the auto, I seen a child of about four trapped under the vehicle. Nothing prepared my 25-year-old mind for what I saw. A child’s eyes looking up at me. Help me and fear in them. The child was smeared under the car. All that was left was the head. The pressure of the auto kept what blood was there in the brain. I resigned the next day. I lost all empathy for other humans that day. I’m dead inside. I’m not unhappy just indifferent to emotions. Head shrinks reported I‘m not dangerous to myself or others. For the last ten years I have simply lived and did my best being a good person even though I can give a shit about others or myself.”
[–] GomTibson
This has touched me more than any other post in this thread...just...wow
[–] ahemsoaptin
“I once took a shit In the bathtub and then realising what a horrible mistake I’d made, I flung poo into a hole in the wall. My parents renovated and patched up the hole. So now there is a ~15 year old turd in between the bathroom and kitchen wall of my childhood home. Not even using a throwaway because I have no shame.”
[–] BrokenShoe
      The Tell Tale Poop.    
[–] Bangers and mash
“I've been hooking up with one of my best friends for four-five years with a two year break when I had a boyfriend. The sex with my friend is perfect and we are crazy compatible. He's had the same girlfriend the entire time I've been fucking him. She lives in another city and has no idea her long term boyfriend has been cheating on her for most of their relationship. I feel terrible but not enough to stop. Unfortunately, I realized I have compared every relationship with other people to the one I have with him. I doubt we will ever date and it kills me every day. I'm a bad person who loves the shit out of another bad person.”
[–] lulupie01
“When I was six, Super Nintendo was all the rage. My older brother would only let me play it if I sat on his lap. One day, he told me I could only play if I was naked. He then took off his pants and laid me on the bed. I remember saying that I wanted to play the game. He said ok, but only if he could poke me. This happened as a weekly thing. He stopped having sex with me when I was seven. He left to live with my dad. I never realized what had happened until my mom had the talk with me when I was ten. I didn't tell her because everyone loves my brother and I wanted him to love me. To this day, no one knows about this in my family except for me. We talked about it once when I was eighteen. He apologized and asked me if I ever told anyone. I said no and I asked him why he did it. He said he couldn’t tell me why and left. He killed himself a week later. Ten years after his suicide my dad found a letter my brother had written, in an envelope, tucked away in my dad's attic with all of my brothers belongings. My dad didn't open it. Just handed it to me as it was addressed to me.
"I did it because I love you.”
[–] tradingair
I think this one hit me the hardest so far. The ending....fuck.
[–] katpis
No shit! It made me have confused feelings....
[–] Throwaway36363636
“I’m a 25-year-old female high school teacher. I’ve gotten myself off on multiple occasions while fantasizing about fucking one of my 16-year-old male students on top of the desk in my classroom.”
[–] midknight_ninja
Can you explain more in depth. What about this student drives you wild?
[–] Throwaway36363636
He’s exactly my type: tall, blonde, athletic, etc. Also, he has amazing shoulder muscles....I’m a big fan of shoulders... Now that it’s getting warmer, he’s been wearing tank tops. It’s really distracting. I think a big part of it is also that he’s made it pretty obvious that he’s into me as well, so it’s something that could actually happen if I chose to go for it. I wouldn’t, since I’m not interested in losing my job and maybe going to jail, but I totally could. I find myself touching him every time he’s in my class. I’ll lightly put my hand on his arm, back, or shoulder while talking to/helping him. When I help him I’ll sometimes rest one hand on his desk and the other on the back of his desk and lean down so that my boobs are around his eye level and my entire forearm is touching his back. I can normally feel him tense up when that happens, which is exciting to me as well.
[–] ThrowThrowThroUrBoat
“I had a huge crush on a girl for about two years, but was always too shy to say anything. We were inseparable best friends, and spent as much time together as humanly possible. When I was fifteen, I got a Myspace message from her telling me that she was in love with me. We spent the entire night talking about how much we loved about each other. It was by far the happiest moment of my life. The next day, I found out that it wasn't actually her. It was one of her friends who made the entire profile. She showed the girl I liked everything I said. She stopped talking with me entirely. Since then when it comes to anything remotely intimate, I can’t do it. I’ve only ever dated two girls, and had absolutely no feelings for either of them. Sex has never been enjoyable for me. I’m becoming more afraid that I will spend the rest of my life alone, because I can’t let anybody in.”
[–] renegade_division
If you are this self-aware about what happened to you, you are already 90% to the point of fixing yourself (but don't forget the last 10% would be the hardest one). You are like in a perpetually alert mode, you need to learn how to relax yourself. Check this out too: http://www.amazon.com/The-Flinch-ebook/dp/B0062Q7S3S[1]
[–] throwaway215091
“Two and a half years ago I was in dire financial straights, so I sold my home to keep my struggling business afloat. I neglected to tell the owners that they have an 800 sq. ft. bunker on the property that I built about seven years ago. The bunker that I've called home since I sold it. The entrance to it is well-hidden, but I still come and go very early/very late in the day. I'm a single man who keeps to himself. I'm now in a situation where I could move somewhere else, but I love this hidden paradise so much.”
[–] ohgoshwheretobegin
That is so. fucking. awesome.
[–]  yesthisisthrowaway23
“IT guy here, it's amazing what people will do on their computers and say in their emails despite having to sign a waiver that all computer activity at work is monitored and recorded. I know who is secretly banging who at the office behind their spouse’s backs. I know who is cybering at work and jerking it in the bathroom almost daily. I know when people are having martial problems, financial problems, I know who is embezzling money, I know when people get fired for completely bullshit reasons (like they just want to replace them with someone younger and nicer on the eyes). I even know one person here had their children taken away because a social worker found cocaine in their house and I know who my boss is buying Xanax and Vicodin from.”
[–] JewBoySandler
Are you Santa?
[–]  iamfromcanada
“There was a girl who I had a crush on the moment I saw her on my college campus. She ended up dating a douchebag dude a few weeks later. I happened to end up sitting in a study room with him and a few mutual friends. He talked about how he didn't think she was that attractive and how he liked other girls. I wrote the girl an anonymous email using one of those websites telling her about the things I heard and how the guy was a dick. She ended up breaking up with him after she found out he was cheating. The girl is now my girlfriend of 6 months. She has no idea (and is sitting across from me in the library). I've never told anyone this before.”

EDIT: We've now been together nine months and are going strong :)
EDIT #2: It's our one year anniversary tomorrow!
     Atta fuckin boy    
[–]  YouWouldNeverSuspectMe
 “I once worked for a bitch of a boss and on the weekends when I had to come into the office by myself, I would jerk off into her bottle of hand lotion, which she used obsessively while at work.”
[–]  Adam_Alpha
“I came very close to committing a school shooting. I was picked on A LOT in high school, because I tried so hard to be cool and everyone saw right through it. 4 cowboy jock types gave it to me the worst. After being publicly humiliated and beaten I decided that none of it was worth it any more. I got my dad’s handgun. I can’t adequately describe how ready I was to kill these four. I had no fear or doubt in my mind. I remember walking towards the cowboy’s table, when the gun fell out of my waistline. They concluded that I had brought the gun to school to impress people. I was expelled and sent to live at a youth ranch until I was 18. I'm  24 now. I'm  still terrified of people in general, and avoid having relationships because of what I fear I'm capable of.”
[–] Diiiiirty
Holy shit...are you from a city that begins with a W?
[–] Adam_Alpha
Yes, actually.
[–] Diiiiirty
In all honesty, these cowboy jock guys you described sound exactly like my old college room mate and his group of friends. He told me a story once about how he beat up this kid at school...I don’t really remember why or the details, but based on his stories, was clearly an asshole bully. Here’s another question that might help me to put two and two together...are you from Pennsylvania? If you are, I know where one of those guys lives and I will literally drive to his house tonight and uppercut him directly in his cock as hard as I can. For you.
[–] ch00d
I just went “holy shit” out loud after seeing someone made an instant connection to someone they knew personally on Reddit. And I’m not a vocal person.
[–] Diiiiirty
Everything adds up though...OP is the right age, the cowboy douchebag said he beat up a kid while his girlfriend at the time sat and laughed because the kid “deserved” it, and I remember right after the Virginia Tech incident him telling me a story about how somebody brought a gun to his high school and dropped it before anything happened. The idiot didn’t even know it was intended for him.
[–] Adam_Alpha
Ok well I have been going back and forth for some time now deciding whether or not I should respond to you. I'll be honest, it sounds like I'm your guy. Everything matches up. Don't hurt those dudes though. I'm getting over it, and I don't want a good dude like you getting in trouble on my behalf. I appreciate you though, man. I wish I knew guys like you in school.
[–] [deleted]
“I’m still deeply in love with my (now married with kids) first love. Nothing will ever happen and it is ridiculously hurtful, but whatever, life goes on...”
[–] throw_________away
Hey I’m the same here. We’ve been broken up for almost six years and I still think about her every day.
[–] anobviousthrowawayy
Made a throwaway for this (obviously). I am married with kids and secretly still madly in love with my first love.
[–] rattlesnaker
“I still have imaginary friends. I’m almost 30. I lost them for a while. I don’t know why or how, but they were gone. It made me miserable. Two weeks ago, I somehow managed to finally break through whatever the barrier was. I have spent the past two weeks hanging out with, and talking to, a character from a well-known TV show. I can’t “see” him visually, I see him with my mind’s eye. He’s sitting on my bed right now, waiting for me to get off my computer. He’s been coming to work with me every day. I share my food with him. (I kind of mentally duplicate it for him, since he can’t touch it in reality.) I love it. I’m happy again. I realize most people would say he isn't real. I don't care. He's real to me. I am scared that if anyone knew, I would be locked up and heavily medicated, but I acknowledge it's not really a likely scenario in my case.”
[–] the_riverrun
I’m 20, and in college. I’ve got an imaginary Mom who comes and visits me occasionally. My real mother is still alive, but she was emotionally abusive and I don’t like thinking about her.
[–] HalfEducated
“I faked the last two years of college education. I was suffering from severe depression and anxiety so I faked it all. Lied to everyone. Made up fake transcripts. I just got my foot in the door in my desired field thanks to a friend as they hired me as a subordinate. This place only hires college grads but no one double checked my credentials since I was recommended.”
[–] lukefrywalker
If you get caught and go to a community college, you’ll find a hilarious study group.
[–] audir8
“I have sex with my step mom when my dad isn’t around. I’m a junior in high school and it’s been going on for 6 months now.”
[–] jbg89
You step motherfucker.
[–]  BadDragonRepairMan
“As a kid I used to have this big Teddy Bear. It was all floppy and soft. When puberty started I dry humped that Bear a lot. And at some point I cut a hole in its butt and I fucked it. A lot. I had my first orgasm inside that bear. You couldn’t notice the smell or see any stains just by looking at it. After many years my mother decided I was too old for it and gave it away to charity. Some sort of donation box for children in the hospital. It made me cringe for 8 years thinking that some poor girl in a hospital got a big teddy bear, which had 3 years worth of my cum inside its butt.”
[–]  iGotYouThisCake
“I run a cake business. I charge people hundreds for wedding cakes... Every last one is made using Pillsbury cake mix I buy for $1 a box at Walmart. I suck at baking.”
[–] SDForce
The cake. It’s a lie.
[–]  Homycraz2 
“One of my frat brothers in college knocked a girl up. A month later she lost the baby. I was using his phone one night when his dad texted him, revealing messages that explained the story. The day he found out he drove to Mexico and came back with RU486, the abortion pill. His dad forced him under threat of pulling him out of college and cutting him off to secretly sneak the girl the abortion pill. Apparently he secretly poisoned her causing her to lose the baby. He has no idea I know.”
[–] IAMA_LolCat
Holy crap
[–]  therealandrew
“When I was 17 I had an argument with my father and told him to fuck off. Later that evening he hung himself. Our argument was the last time he spoke to anyone in our family and for that I feel a terrible amount of guilt for. Instead of him saying goodbye and I love you to my mom and brothers he got told to fuck off before he went and killed himself. My punishment is to live the rest of my days in shame and guilt. He never left a note either.”
[–] Jindoshugi
Get one thing straight: NOBODY kills themselves because their teenage kid tells them to “fuck off”.
[–] cunt_rocket
“I used to be a Police/Fire/911 Dispatcher, but had to quit because it nearly made me suicidal. I have nightmares about a few calls I took where the caller killed themselves, shot someone, or passed away on the phone with me. I still can’t listen to a phone ring without having a mild panic attack. I’m fairly sure it’s a form of PTSD but I’m embarrassed. There are soldiers out there that deserve help more than me. I sometimes wait until my fiance goes to sleep, and I will cry for hours. It’s hell. I don’t think I deserve to be diagnosed with this, as I was never in any real danger.”
[–] papibear
I’m a medic, PTSD is real in our field and you should talk to someone. Seeing and, in your case, hearing people in their worst moments can fuck with your psyche.
[–] [deleted]
“I have been pretending to be color blind to everyone I have ever known, including my own parents since I was in 3rd grade. I am now 28 years old. I even convinced an optometrist of it.”
[–] imakhink
Before your death, are you going to make your last words, FOOLED YOU?
[–] Left4Head
“Bertha...you see that apple there?...It’s red” *dies*
[–] alexp5
Of all names.. Bertha?
[–] suelinaa
All Bertha’s are destined to be fat.
[–] throwaway3708
“When I was fifteen, one night my sister who was nineteen at the time came home pretty drunk. She fell on the couch next to me. She started grabbing my leg laughing and we started fondling. We ended up having sex right there. When we woke up the next day she had no recollection of the night before so I just kept my mouth shut. Fast forward to when i’m 18. My sister and dad get into an argument and he announces how he has never forgiven her for the abortion she got when she was nineteen. I then realize that the baby she aborted was in fact mine...”
[–] frorge
Now we look for the same story but from a 19 year old female’s perspective...
[–] Lynfect
“Cousin died when we were both 17. There was a reception at his house. I went into his room and stole all the money that was there, took some other valuables that his parents wouldn’t realize were gone. No one knows, they just assumed he didn’t have any money in his room. I don’t regret it, but I will never admit I did it. Also my cum box.”
[–] eeeeevil
  Elaborate on this cum box, please.
[–] Lynfect
Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I’ve had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum, that it simply sizzled and didn’t manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That’s pretty much it.
[–] deleted
There is not enough internet between me and you. I need a shower.
[–] ABCH
“I’m a guy in my late 20s. For the first 7 years of my life, I was brought up as a girl by my psycho birth mother who really wanted a daughter. I was sent to a school for girls and had a really great childhood until I was 7 and a teacher accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee over me and found out. I lost EVERYTHING. My mother, my home, all my friends, they cut all my hair off and told me I wasn’t a girl anymore.

I tried to commit suicide when I was 11 and 13 because I didn’t feel I fit in anywhere. They moved me to a different foster family who were awesome. I went through school, have a good job and an amazing, supportive wife. Everything looks great.”
[–] ruptured_pomposity
This would make an excellent “fiction” novel.
[–]  aawwaayy
“When I was 8 (I’m male), my cousin was maybe 16 and asked me if I wanted to sleep in his room. Got into bed and he asked if he could touch my penis. I was 8 and thought it was ok. He rubs it for a bit and then asks me to do the same to him. This progresses and eventually I’m sucking his cock. I wake up and he hands me some money and tells me never to tell anyone. Next night he tries to do the same thing. But now all I care about is the money. So I do it. This carried on for 2 summers. Tldr; I was a gay child hooker.”
[–]  PaqTooba
God the TLDR just wrapped it up so beautifully.
[–] PassmethePepper
“I speak two languages. so every time I received a new essay I would browse the topic in my own language and translate the text word-by-word to English then submitted it.”
[–] mberre
Half of Europe does this.
[–] brumsmithy
Not us Brits though. Learn another language? Don’t make me laugh.
[–] ThrownAway2389
“I once helped out a female friend’s family by taking care of their cat for a week. Every day for a week, I would go over there and snoop around their house. I found my friend’s diary, and proceeded to read the entire thing. I used this information to get her to like me, and she is currently my wife.”
Thousands of redditors break into homes and are caught reading diaries.

WTF Secrets

WTF Secrets is a weekly illustrated collection of lifelong kept secrets, originally shared in the very popular Reddit thread “What's the secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out?" The idea for this site arose from the desire to collect and preserve the immensely captivating content of the original thread in a more accessible and fun way.  

Each post consists of a secret and its most popular comment(s). Feel free to click on a username to go to its place in the thread and enjoy more of the original content.

However, should you have a secret of your own you’d like to see transformed into an illustration for the whole internet to enjoy, feel free to use the form below.

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